Newest cool leak involves South Park The Stick of Truth achievements list. Thanks to Xbox Achievements, we can see how hilarious this game will be and what will be needed to unlock its achievements.
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There are some spoilers here, but nothing that a true South Park fan wouldn’t expect to see in a game. Well some of the achievements are funny, while some others can be seen as inappropriate. There will be 50 of them to collect and brag about. The full list can be seen on Xbox Achievements and here are the funniest ones.
South Park The Stick of Truth Achievements
- Gingivitis – let Gingers bite you three times without blocking.
- Are We Cool? – find Jesus while playing as a Jew.
- Dragon Wrath – hit three enemies with a single fart outside of combat.
- Heisenberg – defeat the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and the bald cap.
- Chinpoko loco – collect 15 Chinpokomon.
- Chinpokolypse – collect all the Chinpokomon.
One of the most troubling achievements is called New Kid On The Block, since you can get it by joining the KKK. Might be related to some other KKK, though South Park tends to be inappropriate. That’s why we love them after all. Getting Kenny killed is there as well, you bastards. What would South Park be without farting right? There are eight epic achievements involving fan’s favourite activity. Might sound gross to someone though.
This is not a game for everyone, but South Park fans cannot wait to try it. Let’s hope it won’t be disappointing. If nothing else, I will have to get all Chinpokomon. It’s that collectible OCD again. Whether there will be some changes to the list, we will have to wait and see on March 7. That’s when South Park The Stick of Truth will arrive to PC, Xbox 360, and PlayStation 3. Get ready for The Stick of Truth.
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